Welcome to my mind. Cheers.

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

frickgerard:

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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Grab her booty with a lil part of her pussy with it.